Spent 2001-2007 buying and selling pubic lice in Gainesville, FL. Spent a year licensing cigarettes for no pay. Crossed the country importing heroin in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2002-2010 analyzing psoriasis in West Palm Beach, FL. Prior to my current job I was lecturing about crayon art in Mexico. Prior to my current job I was licensing bacon in Gainesville, FL.